Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
The Border Collie realized the bulb wasn't the problem, and is in the basement re-setting the breaker.
The Border Collie realized the bulb wasn't the problem, and is in the basement re-setting the breaker.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
German Shepard:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?