10. Dogs don't like Barney.
9. Never borrows the car and wrecks it.
8. Doesn't notice if your clothes are dorky and your hairstyle
is from the 50's
7. Won't grow up to blame you for sending them into years of therapy
6. Won't tie up the phone for hours
5. Cute little puppies grow up to be dogs. Cute little babies
grow up to be teenagers.
4. You can give them dippy names.
3. They never criticize your cooking.
2. Nothing you do can gross them out.
1. You can bury a dog in the backyard, no questions asked.
