"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
----- Unknown
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
----- Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead."
----- Unknown
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right
in your ear."
----- Dave Barry
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl."
----- Penny Ward Moser
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read."
----- Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs."
----- Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."
----- Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives."
----- Sue Murphy
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
----- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
----- Joe Weinstein
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
----- James Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful."
----- Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
----- Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
----- Unknown
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."
----- Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
----- Edward Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it."
----- Unknown
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went."
----- Unknown
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
----- John Steinbeck
